ways to die in nigeria

#1000 Ways to die in Nigeria 💓🇳🇬

Hey, do you plan on visiting Nigeria in the near future? Or are you already planning your visit? This short article is for you. Unlike your western countries, Nigeria and Nigerians are something else. They’ve got no chill. I’m going …

not my business

IT IS NOT MY BUSINESS: EVERYDAY NIGERIAN BANKING EXPERIENCE

Sometimes going to a banking hall can be very annoying (for me). In Nigeria, visiting a baking hall without carrying a ‘heavy’ bag gives the bank staff to boss you around unless you are ready to throw a tantrum or …

Yoruba Demons

Dear Uncle Jay-jay: An Open Letter to the Yoruba Demon at my Backyard

Dear Uncle Jay-jay, I am writing this with hopes that you do stumbled on this blog one day and stop leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake. You know that I know what you are;I have been monitoring …

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My FBI and CIA Girlfriend

I don’t keep many girlfriends, but the few I keep are awesome. And even among the awesome ones is the super awesome one, the one that can give you whatever info you want. She can dig up anything on anyone; …

not my business

MY EARLY MORNING AKARA DRAMA

Sorry this is coming late guys. I went to find something to do with my hands and get some cash. Remember the woman that sells akara I told you about in my previous post? Yeah, she did it again today. …

obsessed with moi-moi

Help! I’m Obsessed With Moi-moi

This Friday was not just like any other Friday. I don’t know why, but I think karma is still against me for tearing Nana’s Bet9ja slip after he won N12000 and sent a wrong booking code for me. I lost …

introductions are in order

First Blog Post: I believe Introductions are in Order

I believe Introductions are in Order I’ve never actually done this before. So, emm, where do I start. My name is This Guy, yeah, that’s all you need to know for now. I cannot risk being caught either by those …