I believe Introductions are in Order
I’ve never actually done this before. So, emm, where do I start. My name is This Guy, yeah, that’s all you need to know for now. I cannot risk being caught either by those area boys on my street or my mother. The outcome would be the same in either case—deadly.
I decided to start this blog because of boredom and laziness. I don’t have anyone to gist (gossip) with. I’m not about to start gisting with all those hoeloshes on my WhatsApp. So, it is better I dump my mind, problems, adventures and experiences here.
I forgot to mention, I also love writing. Whenever that akara woman makes me angry in the morning, I simply write out a scene of her death when I get home. In the last scene I wrote, she choked on the N20 akara she was using to form for me. That’s by-the-way.
Before I forget this, I’m very mischievous and adventurous. I get into a lot of trouble. I think I deserve a Noble Prize for surviving all my escapades.
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So I believe introductions are in order. Let me know who you are in the comments, please. I’m begging you, always comment please.
Let my madness begin. Lol.
See you in the comments.